[redacted]: so we have training next week

i am the only girl

me: meat market

me: hohohoho

me: w/e, I am waiting for the "OMG Yue, there was this _______ Asian guy who was wearing a pink/purple/yellow/coral tie and cuff links and pointy leather shoes and then he opened his mouth and little douchemonsters did not erupt, so OMG I wonder if he's interested. Except he went to [insert safety school from 5 years ago here] and omg how embarrassing for our future children."